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thesassycat:

sitting next to your crush like

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one thing was really nice. one child wrote to me, it says…

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bethsus:

opens facebook

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closes facebook

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oomshi:

i need a paid break from life


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beefmilk2:

pansoph:

for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like β€œi was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said β€˜you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here


yungbussy:

nooooooooo

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