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livealiens:

#brownamericanproblems

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shervinfoto:

I wonder if beyonce has a booking agent or just wakes up fully dressed and says ‘I will sing tonight’ to a terrified assistant

1nd2rd3st:

ridge:

do you ever pretend like you didn’t see something so the other person doesn’t feel embarrassed 

495,571 people whose mama taught them right


awoopsehdaiseh:

zaynisunreal:

He looks like he wants to bend her over the goddamn car

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

haitiana:

blackgeologist:

blackfemaleprivilege:

chocolatehighhh:

i hate walking by a big group of guys and they just b like.. image

it is truly the most uncomfortable experience 

Then don’t wear revealing clothes that will bring you attention.

Men have the right to be heterosexual.

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lmao WHAT

WHO ARE YOU

Anonymous asked:
tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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mrandmrseventwofive:

Pesky

—From Mrs.

(Source: ohhipeskypie)


donatellavevo:

an emotional roller coaster from start to finish


mileysblackfriend:

i honestly hate vine so much