Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.
Let’s be nothing… I heard it lasts forever.
to the prankster who put “the moon” as the address on their online pizza delivery order: thanks a whole dang lot. i was up there for like ten minutes just aimlesly waiting, ringing the doorbell, kicking moon rocks around
look , i literally can’t stress how cute this deleted parks and rec scene is and im about to lose my fucking shit.
This caption is dead on
- Nicki: fuck them skinny bitches
- Me: YAS! I ain't shit!
JFK Jr struts down the streets of Hyannis Port in the late 70s
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
this is my love letter to azlyrics for not being annoying as fuck like other lyric websites
ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago
not until nOW AND IM TRIPPIN BALLS
kids these days are so spoiled
when i was your age we had an animated disney castle intro
and we had to walk uphill both ways to see it
Barefoot, in the snow
Running away from velociraptors
AND WE WERE THANKFUL.